Words in your head that don't really work out loud where people can hear them.

[seraphcelene]

Being the only two minorities in a room doesn't mean that we should dance. Pointing it out and saying those words aloud, to me, isn't really the best pick-up line. Ever. Just in case you were wondering.

Comments

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Oh, as they say, dear.

[seraphcelene]

You know! And the odd thing is that he was very attractive. And I mean attractive in a very obvious to everyone kind of way: tall, muscular, great skin, gorgeous smile. I was all, whoa, right up until he opened his pretty mouth.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY SOME MEN SHOULD BE MUTE.

Amen

[seraphcelene]

Gods! Can I get that button? Please?

Re: Amen

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be cool??? REMOTE CONTROL TO THE UNIVERSE.

[diachrony.livejournal.com]

That's just so bad I literally LOL'd reading it.

... Still snickering. It is funny in a totally facepalmy way though. Or am I just twisted?

[seraphcelene]

No, it is funny in a twisted kind of way. I laughed and looked at my friend who preceded to say: Really, that was kinda insulting. We both laughed.