Cupid Bow Mouth

OMG!

I think I broke something laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVv4ng2Ya44

Warning: You need speakers and the commentary is not work safe!!

Things that give me a happy:

1.) Yesterday at dinner, ZuZuQ said: "Every time I see you, you look more like an hourglass."

2.) The license plate of a car ahead of me during my morning commute read: 1VMPYRE. The license plate frame read: dangerous when invited in.

3.) Feedback for Burn the Flag.

Hi. You've reached seraC. I'm in Hell at the moment, but if you leave me your name and a brief message I will get back to you as soon as I return from the ninth circle.

Thanks and have a nice day.


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I'm doing the Great Write Meme hosted by findmeakor, so if you're askeered to leave feedback or hard core concrit, here's your chance. Do it now. It's all anon and such. No worries about those great little knick knacks I'll be bringing back with me from the nether regions.
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He's a benighted arachnophobic gangster looking for 'the Big One.' She's a cosmopolitan Bolivian bounty hunter descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

courtesy of They Fight Crime

Ah! your irresistible thrust has murdered at once my maidenhead, and very nearly me!
courtesy of Victoria Sex Cry generator

Behold, thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye dabbler in abominations!

courtesy of Biblical Curse Geneator

(Courtesy of Sin. With much laughter.)


Dear ________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition.

Check those that apply...

___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
___The fact that our dining experiences to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!
___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by thetruckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.
___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.
___Your constant emailing shows me you have TOO much time onyour hands!
___Your legs are skinnier than mine.
___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you.
___You have a hairy back.
___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
___You still live with your parents.
___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of StarTrek uniforms a little disconcerting.
___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner.
___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip.
___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next time.



Sincerely,

____________________________

Well it would seem that I'm more than a little schizophrenic. The correct answer is Aquarius.

What sign of the Zodiac am I? Aquarius 66 % Pisces 66 % Virgo 60 % Scorpio 60 % Cancer 53 % Taurus 53 % Gemini 53 % Sagittarius 53 % Capricorn 46 % Aries 40 % Libra 33 % Leo 33 % Take the Zodiac test here!