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[seraphcelene]

BEWARE: Anger, Ire and Unapologetic Ranting Located Behind the Cut Tag.




Dear Mr. Whedon,

I am annoyed. *You* are annoying me. I have decided, despite it being only 1/3 of the way through the season, that I do NOT like Spike on Angel. I *really* do NOT like Mercedes McNab replacing Charisma Carpenter. I do *NOT* like Eve, despite the events of 'Destiny', and I *really* do NOT like Sarah Thompson replacing Stephanie Romanov.

I really hope that you're planning to make up for all of this BIG TIME because I have issues with you. I *really* don't appreciate you replacing kick-ass female characters with simpering boneheads. I don't appreciate you turning this into the Angel/Spike we've-had-beef-for-centuries show. Again, you'd best to make things better. And I don't just mean reversing the mindwipe. I mean giving Gunn back his juevos and a storyline. Brief kudos for the fineness of J.August Richards in a suit, something you really have nothing to do with, and the sexay legalese. However, the whole promised potential crap that we've has gotten us NOWHERE. I want the return of Fred who dallies with the dark side of the force and I want Wesley over this stupid, stupid schoolboy crush.

You Are Killing Me. And no matter what, I still may not forgive you for Cordy and Lorne.

Now, listen up. I'm down to three hours of pre-determined television programming: Angel, Enterprise and ER. Don't let's make it two, and you know what? I've heard an awful lot of good things about Jake 2.0.

Just sharing my concerns. I hope we understand each other. Now, I'm in your hands. Don't disappoint me.

Sincerely,
A much beleaguered Me

Comments

[jennyo.livejournal.com]

Well, I can now promise that Sarah Thompson is a thing of the past. She's got a new show.

I can't quite promise Stephanie Romanov...but um. Given this episode's serious visual cues AND Sarah Thompson leaving the show, I can come as close to promising as is humanly possible for random spec girl and not a member of the ME team. She will come back and kick Angel in his fat ass, mock Spike's hair, and just imagine...if she was Eve? She totally did Angel. Imagine Angel's expression realizing that not only did he bang someone doggy-style during his Halloween-party, that person was Lilah.

Now imagine the look of glorious sexy glee on Stephanie's face when she and David do that scene.

[seraphcelene]

I really just laughed my ass off because, dude! Yo, Lilah and Angel and the expression on his face. Lilah mocking Spike. What fun there is to be had.

And Lilah! Man, Lilah!

[jennyo.livejournal.com]

Dude, it is the happiest thought of all. Well, okay, the happiest thought of all is if Eve/Lilah bangs Spike, too, and then Buffy finds out? Because a Buffy vs. Lilah smackdown would be The Greatest Thing of All Time.