BEWARE: Anger, Ire and Unapologetic Ranting Located Behind the Cut Tag.
Dear Mr. Whedon,
I am annoyed. *You* are annoying me. I have decided, despite it being only 1/3 of the way through the season, that I do NOT like Spike on Angel. I *really* do NOT like Mercedes McNab replacing Charisma Carpenter. I do *NOT* like Eve, despite the events of 'Destiny', and I *really* do NOT like Sarah Thompson replacing Stephanie Romanov.
I really hope that you're planning to make up for all of this BIG TIME because I have issues with you. I *really* don't appreciate you replacing kick-ass female characters with simpering boneheads. I don't appreciate you turning this into the Angel/Spike we've-had-beef-for-centuries show. Again, you'd best to make things better. And I don't just mean reversing the mindwipe. I mean giving Gunn back his juevos and a storyline. Brief kudos for the fineness of J.August Richards in a suit, something you really have nothing to do with, and the sexay legalese. However, the whole promised potential crap that we've has gotten us NOWHERE. I want the return of Fred who dallies with the dark side of the force and I want Wesley over this stupid, stupid schoolboy crush.
You Are Killing Me. And no matter what, I still may not forgive you for Cordy and Lorne.
Now, listen up. I'm down to three hours of pre-determined television programming: Angel, Enterprise and ER. Don't let's make it two, and you know what? I've heard an awful lot of good things about Jake 2.0.
Just sharing my concerns. I hope we understand each other. Now, I'm in your hands. Don't disappoint me.
Sincerely,
A much beleaguered Me
Dear Mr. Whedon,
I am annoyed. *You* are annoying me. I have decided, despite it being only 1/3 of the way through the season, that I do NOT like Spike on Angel. I *really* do NOT like Mercedes McNab replacing Charisma Carpenter. I do *NOT* like Eve, despite the events of 'Destiny', and I *really* do NOT like Sarah Thompson replacing Stephanie Romanov.
I really hope that you're planning to make up for all of this BIG TIME because I have issues with you. I *really* don't appreciate you replacing kick-ass female characters with simpering boneheads. I don't appreciate you turning this into the Angel/Spike we've-had-beef-for-centuries show. Again, you'd best to make things better. And I don't just mean reversing the mindwipe. I mean giving Gunn back his juevos and a storyline. Brief kudos for the fineness of J.August Richards in a suit, something you really have nothing to do with, and the sexay legalese. However, the whole promised potential crap that we've has gotten us NOWHERE. I want the return of Fred who dallies with the dark side of the force and I want Wesley over this stupid, stupid schoolboy crush.
You Are Killing Me. And no matter what, I still may not forgive you for Cordy and Lorne.
Now, listen up. I'm down to three hours of pre-determined television programming: Angel, Enterprise and ER. Don't let's make it two, and you know what? I've heard an awful lot of good things about Jake 2.0.
Just sharing my concerns. I hope we understand each other. Now, I'm in your hands. Don't disappoint me.
Sincerely,
A much beleaguered Me