I Have an Uncomfortableness

When I'm in shape, going to the gym, running, weight training, pilates, etc, Mama Coodah says that I look like a brickhouse.

Yooouuu know! Like the song.

Although, Mama Coodah is my cousin, so she has to say things like that. Only I do believe it's true. When in control, I have a rather cute hourglass figure. However, it has currently run amok due to my severe avoidance of all things aerobic, so that, at the moment, I am pretty much just a house.

I am also PMS'ing. Which means that currently my jeans are too tight because of my crazy bloated belly and my shirt is too small because of the swollen boobs. Now, the boobs look good, but going up a cup size once a month is not exactly fun. I made the mistake of trying to buy a bra last month right before my period and the sale's girl measured me into a D!!!! Me!!

Little ole me in a D. I was mortified.

So, now, I am bloated and swollen and have an obnoxious craving for fried, salty foods and Coca-Cola.

I am squat rather than curvy and my face looks like the Alaskan cast after the Exxon Valdez.

Help me. Help me, please.

Meme because ...

ObTVMeme: By way of yhlee:

My "everybody loves it and I do too" show: House

My "I'll catch it on DVD show": Battlestar Galactica/i>. Since the death of Farscape I resist SciFi Channel. Here me, I resist!!

My "I love it and you should too" show: Medium.

My "I love, but keep missing, dammit" show: Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

My guilty pleasure show: Drawn Together. What.

My comfort food show: Firefly

My "I'll never abandon you ever" show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

My **eyebrows fandom** show: The OC. Orange County is less than half an hour away. Wtf.

Pork

gacked from dafnap because she's in the middle of finals and amuses me.

1. My username is seraphcelene because stiffastoys got really old as a joke and seraphcelene was the screen name from Waking Moments. I'm thinking of changing it again because seraphcelene is moon angel in layman and I don't know what twelve year old girl got wormed her way into my brain and made me pick it.

2. My journal is titled "Cupid Bow Mouth" because Meredith Gentry was on my mind and Rhys' cupid bow mouth. Me being the queen of kissing, I thought about how much fun it would be to kiss someone with a permanent smile on their face, a cupid bow mouth. So, there you go. Btw, anyone wanna volunteer their bow mouth? I'm a good kisser. Promise. I've been complemented.

3. My subtitle changes according to what's up in my life. Currently it is based on a quote from My So-Called Life: "This life is a test, next time you'll get instructions." Because this year my life has sucked beyond the telling. It really makes no sense.

4. My friends page is renamed, again, depending on how I feel about fandom at the moment. Either Coven of Wolves when I love them, Anyone's Everyone when I don't.

5. My default userpic varies. Currently it's Zoe to match the color of the journal. However, I think that I most identify with the one violetsmiles made: "Where is my damn inner peace?"

In Conclusion

So, basically what you're telling me is that chrisleeoctaves is the only one who likes glossing's fic.

I mean, she's the ONLY one who responded to my request for glossing recs.

I'm surprised. Shocked even. But hey. Okay.

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