lambs to the slaughter

[seraphcelene]

OMG! I missed Heroes! Can you believe it?! Me, neither! It's stuck in my brain at 10pm when in actuality it starts at 9, a whole hour earlier!!! I was watching dumb ass Celebrity Fit Club: Women vs. Men for reasons beyond my ability to understand. Don't get me wrong, I had enormous fun mocking Dustin Diamond, but Screech is NOT worth missing Heroes. argh! Hopefully, my co-worker will burn me a copy for tomorrow and I won't have to languish Heroes-less all the way until Friday when it runs repeat on Sci-Fi Channel. Cross your fingers, kids!

In the meantime, I really had not intended to post today because well -- Hi, May, April was so like yesterday. No more National Poetry Month means no more poems and that means I am off the hook for posting all the time.

However, last night's tragedy not withstanding, I was lured back to the internet by the following meme gakked from a2zmom:

Name or describe three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

I won't hold you to the three.

Comments

[lettered.livejournal.com]

At least it comes on on Fri, though. I was going to offer to burn it for you, too, if not! But it'd take a while to get there. Seeing as how I still haven't sent the cd I burned you. God!

I find this meme difficult because most of the people who're doing it are awesome, adventuresome writers who seem like they'd try anything. So the only thing they wouldn't write is badfic! And in case it's not clear, I feel that you are such a person.

Screech! Slater/Screech would be very scary. NOT THAT I'M SUGGESTING THAT.

Are you ever going to write Catherine/Vincent? PSST I AM SUGGESTING THAT.

Buffy/Angel/Dawn smut? Is there smut in The Fic?

Do you read Harry Potter?

[seraphcelene]

Slater/Screech would, indeed, be scary. Very, very scary. I wish that I had the balls for that, and also it's been more than a million years since I watched that show. Possibly, not since I was like fourteen. eek!

The Fic doesn't have Buffy/Angel/Dawn, as such, although ... I know exactly what to write for you! :)

I do read Harry Potter. I LOVE Harry Potter!! Harry Potter totally rules, although the fandom scares the bejesus out of me. Those dudes are rabid, yo. But I'd totally be up for giving it a go. Tell me what you want.

As for Catherine/Vincent. OMG. OMG!! That one might just break my head. It's so One True Love!!! I'll try though, will definitly give it a go. YAY! OMG!

*freaks out*