Obviously I need to back away from the computer . . .

[seraphcelene]

. . . because then Smart Bitches, Trashy Books introduced me to THIS! Ravished by the Triceratops. Somewhere, someone out there wrote dinosaur bestiality erotica! I was distracted by the Bad Dragon Labs the first time around. I got there from Jezebel where the book was being featured and mocked. In fact, I got to Bad Dragon because I do what I never do. I read the comments, and then got totally distracted because REALLY?! They're fake and some of them are really, really, really scary, so whatevs. To each his/her own. But the dinosaur bestiality erotica? I . . . I can't even.

Go read a sample, if you dare!

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[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Wait.

I saw those and assumed it was a joke.

Please tell me it was a joke. Lie to me, godammit, if you must.

[seraphcelene]

Apparently not. Maybe it was an inside joke when it was written? I mean, the fact that it was written? Right ... But apparently, they really do exist in purchasable form and there are three of them. Someone bought and reviewed it. I ... I have nothing.

[seraphcelene]

Oh, and you should totally be all Audrey Hepburn and buy the houndsooth pants. I mean, c'mon. How hot would that be!

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I don't dare.

It's bad enough that stoney321 once posted a link to Christoper Robin/Winnie the Pooh smut. Now dinos doing kinky stuff?

What a world, what a world.

[seraphcelene]

I think you just broke my brain.

Really didn't need to know about that.

Like ever.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Sorry sweetie.

I'm sure A. A. Milne turned over in his grave. And while Pooh might have been a bear of very little brain, I am certain he was not a bear of very loose morals.