Totally Completely and Utterly Unsafe for Work: Dildos!

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Obviously I need to back away from the computer . . .

. . . because then Smart Bitches, Trashy Books introduced me to THIS! Ravished by the Triceratops. Somewhere, someone out there wrote dinosaur bestiality erotica! I was distracted by the Bad Dragon Labs the first time around. I got there from Jezebel where the book was being featured and mocked. In fact, I got to Bad Dragon because I do what I never do. I read the comments, and then got totally distracted because REALLY?! They're fake and some of them are really, really, really scary, so whatevs. To each his/her own. But the dinosaur bestiality erotica? I . . . I can't even.

Go read a sample, if you dare!