lambs to the slaughter

OMG! I missed Heroes! Can you believe it?! Me, neither! It's stuck in my brain at 10pm when in actuality it starts at 9, a whole hour earlier!!! I was watching dumb ass Celebrity Fit Club: Women vs. Men for reasons beyond my ability to understand. Don't get me wrong, I had enormous fun mocking Dustin Diamond, but Screech is NOT worth missing Heroes. argh! Hopefully, my co-worker will burn me a copy for tomorrow and I won't have to languish Heroes-less all the way until Friday when it runs repeat on Sci-Fi Channel. Cross your fingers, kids!

In the meantime, I really had not intended to post today because well -- Hi, May, April was so like yesterday. No more National Poetry Month means no more poems and that means I am off the hook for posting all the time.

However, last night's tragedy not withstanding, I was lured back to the internet by the following meme gakked from a2zmom:

Name or describe three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

I won't hold you to the three.