It's the End of the World ...

Where's Noah? Get your hammers! Bring your tools! Half the building was wiped out by a torrential down pour! Flood! Flood!! Apparently, someone left the dishwasher on ALL NIGHT LONG a water main broke between floors and it flooded the half the downstairs. What a mess!

Also? Audioslave has a cover of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean. Yeah, what with the signs and all, I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh. Get thee to church and repent, my friends.