okay kids, it's official

Tom Cruise is crazy and Matt Lauer has the proof.

I wish I could've seen it. Surely, there was writhing and foaming of the mouth. I also hear tell there was snarling and the baring of teeth.

Bad, Tom. Bad, Tom. *swats him across the nose with a newspaper*

Now I'm back to being curious as to why it didn't work out with Nicole and Penelope. Curious. Very curious.