All I'm going to say is: YO! "It's Hard Out There for A Pimp"!!

[seraphcelene]

This not having internet at home has gotten really, really old. And tired. I want high-speed NOW!!

Happy Birthday to katharine_b!! I hope you enjoyed your day, my dear! I hope that it was full of love and kisses and chocolates.

Now, my dear Pattycakes is travelling the world as we speak and this is the first email she's sent me since hitting foreign shores:

"ONLY ABLE TO STAY IN LONDON FOR ONE NIGHT. I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SEE BUCKINGHAM PALACE, I'M IN GERMANY RIGHT NOW. I'VE BEEN TO LONDON AND AMSTERDAM. AMSTERDAY WAS FUN I WENT TO THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT. AND I SEEN A SEX ACT SHOW.

ANYWAY I HAVE TO GO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER."


....

Didn't I raise her up well, ya'll?


Also? This weekend I was a complete and total hooker. Completely.


ETA: I was late this morning to work and I have had NO coffee. None. I'm about to DIE!! /ETA

Comments

[katharine-b.livejournal.com]

Thank you -- it was a nice day! Not much chocolate, but lots of love & kisses, so it's all good.

Good luck finding coffee!

[seraphcelene]

I'm glad you had a good day. AND you have London coming up, so YAY on that, too!!!

I have coffee now AND a turkey and havarti sandwich plus grapes. I am good, for a Monday, anyway.