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I Love You, Janet Jackson
Jun. 14th, 2011 08:02 pmHI!!! Remember me?!Of course you do. The semester is over. YAY! I will write about it later, but for now I am thinking some things ...
Am I just too new or what?! Here I think that I'm all sophisticated and in-the-know, and yet it took me five, count 'em five, years to realize that Janet Jackson's Feedback is all about Sex with a capital S and topped with the big O. Not that I didn't just get it, but the fact that I hadn't really paid attention to the lyrics definitely contributed. I was way too busy sweating like a mo-fo to that awesome phat beat, yo! And then one day I realized exactly what feedback was. Dude, seriously? Slow. So slow.
And while we're thinking about sexy over-40 pop divas, J.Lo, although I love you and think you're awesome and sexy and totally dig your rad ass-shaking club tunes, you have GOT to lose the diamond spider catsuit and five inch heels. It is NOT flattering. Plus you look like you're all off-balance and I, along with the rest of the world, know that you can totally bust a move. Yet, in those shoes and that outfit in that video? You are totally leaning your ass against the wall to keep from falling over, aren't you. I know. I can tell. Don't do it. Nothing is hotter or sexier than a gal with a bomb ass figure who knows how to shake her groove thang. See Beyonce if you need reference.
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Then there's the upcoming Fall season. Not that I'm trying to rush through summer or anything, but considering that the past couple of seasons have been full of reality crap, I'm pretty excited for real, like, scripted television.
( Fall lineup Ahoy )
Am I just too new or what?! Here I think that I'm all sophisticated and in-the-know, and yet it took me five, count 'em five, years to realize that Janet Jackson's Feedback is all about Sex with a capital S and topped with the big O. Not that I didn't just get it, but the fact that I hadn't really paid attention to the lyrics definitely contributed. I was way too busy sweating like a mo-fo to that awesome phat beat, yo! And then one day I realized exactly what feedback was. Dude, seriously? Slow. So slow.
And while we're thinking about sexy over-40 pop divas, J.Lo, although I love you and think you're awesome and sexy and totally dig your rad ass-shaking club tunes, you have GOT to lose the diamond spider catsuit and five inch heels. It is NOT flattering. Plus you look like you're all off-balance and I, along with the rest of the world, know that you can totally bust a move. Yet, in those shoes and that outfit in that video? You are totally leaning your ass against the wall to keep from falling over, aren't you. I know. I can tell. Don't do it. Nothing is hotter or sexier than a gal with a bomb ass figure who knows how to shake her groove thang. See Beyonce if you need reference.
**
Then there's the upcoming Fall season. Not that I'm trying to rush through summer or anything, but considering that the past couple of seasons have been full of reality crap, I'm pretty excited for real, like, scripted television.
( Fall lineup Ahoy )
