All I'm going to say is: YO! "It's Hard Out There for A Pimp"!!

This not having internet at home has gotten really, really old. And tired. I want high-speed NOW!!

Happy Birthday to katharine_b!! I hope you enjoyed your day, my dear! I hope that it was full of love and kisses and chocolates.

Now, my dear Pattycakes is travelling the world as we speak and this is the first email she's sent me since hitting foreign shores:

"ONLY ABLE TO STAY IN LONDON FOR ONE NIGHT. I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SEE BUCKINGHAM PALACE, I'M IN GERMANY RIGHT NOW. I'VE BEEN TO LONDON AND AMSTERDAM. AMSTERDAY WAS FUN I WENT TO THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT. AND I SEEN A SEX ACT SHOW.

ANYWAY I HAVE TO GO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER."


....

Didn't I raise her up well, ya'll?


Also? This weekend I was a complete and total hooker. Completely.


ETA: I was late this morning to work and I have had NO coffee. None. I'm about to DIE!! /ETA

Hijinks!

How sad is it that I find my shiny new job BORING after only three point five months.

*is sad*

I look forward to the weekends first thing on Monday morning, once my brain has been caffinated and de-fogged. Once I am awake enough to realize that I am bored.

Then Friday rolls around and I am so antsy and relieved that all I can do is get into oodles of trouble.

That said, this weekend I:

1. Kissed a boy, age 22. He wanted to be friends after that, but I only did it for the camera. Back off, junior.

2. Hit on my hot, committed barback. (Actually this one doesn't count because I do it EVERY weekend. It's our relationship.)

3. Picked up a pretty hockey player with grey eyes, the sweetest lips and a smart mouth. Needless to say, he was the biggest of big trouble and we had a fab time. Unfortunately, Canada wanted him back, so I had to say bye-bye to the pretty hockey player.


Now, what did ya'll get into this weekend?