You are old Father William ...

If I were cool, fabulous, and lucky at life, I wouldn't be stuck here at work on a day without a lockbox. I also wouldn't be stuck here completely exhausted because my downstairs neighbors woke me up out of a dead sleep with loud sex! And boy do I wish that sentence were more fun than the reality.


Also? kids! I would highly suggest that all you SoCal kittens head down to The Conga Room on Wilshire for big time dancing fun. You even get to choose between Salsa and Hip-Hop. We celebrated The Crazy Jamaican's birthday on Saturday with a night chock full o' dancing and drinks. I sweated like a slave, yo! It is not a game down at The Conga Room. Dancing is what THEY DO! So wear your comfortable kicks, but BE CUTE!

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY to annakovsky!!! Watch out, darling. swmbo's got it out for you.