Hermosa Beach with the kids. Par-tayed like it was 1999 only with a little less dancing. Lots o' beer ($1.00 on tap 'til 7 - we rolled in around 4) and two shots later I was frolicking with the best of them.
Everyone came.
Sin and I showed off newly muscled gams in short skirts. I was an Amazon in platform espadrille sandals. Statuesque would be a really good word if I weren't clocking in at just barely 5'4".
Sin rocked flounces at the top of her thighs; it was very hard not to flip them and peek her panties. Far, far too easy to reach under the abbreviated hem and pinch her ass. There was also a butterfly in her hair. She was almost too precious. I wore pink.
King Man Slut of the Universe behaved for a change. Gasp. Horror. He has a shiny, brand new girlfriend. I don't think it's The Trinket. Intern One has a new lady love as well. He was adorably shy about the whole thing.
Seymour Sigmond welcomed me with a Corona and Kamikaze shot. After that I was fine. Mighty fine. He was broken and ill by the end of the night.
I was very good for once. Spent a huge portion of the night either hanging off My Guru or ensconced at the bar. The better to order beer. Next time maybe we'll dance. Next time maybe I'll kiss someone. Not that I minded this night. I've been more friendly of late than usual.
But, and this I must say, there are a lot of sore bottoms out there. I was free with the love pecks twixt two fingers. King Man Slut of the Universe has got to be feeling even more abused. I was pulling his chest hair all night.
Yeah. Cause that's how I do it.
Everyone came.
Sin and I showed off newly muscled gams in short skirts. I was an Amazon in platform espadrille sandals. Statuesque would be a really good word if I weren't clocking in at just barely 5'4".
Sin rocked flounces at the top of her thighs; it was very hard not to flip them and peek her panties. Far, far too easy to reach under the abbreviated hem and pinch her ass. There was also a butterfly in her hair. She was almost too precious. I wore pink.
King Man Slut of the Universe behaved for a change. Gasp. Horror. He has a shiny, brand new girlfriend. I don't think it's The Trinket. Intern One has a new lady love as well. He was adorably shy about the whole thing.
Seymour Sigmond welcomed me with a Corona and Kamikaze shot. After that I was fine. Mighty fine. He was broken and ill by the end of the night.
I was very good for once. Spent a huge portion of the night either hanging off My Guru or ensconced at the bar. The better to order beer. Next time maybe we'll dance. Next time maybe I'll kiss someone. Not that I minded this night. I've been more friendly of late than usual.
But, and this I must say, there are a lot of sore bottoms out there. I was free with the love pecks twixt two fingers. King Man Slut of the Universe has got to be feeling even more abused. I was pulling his chest hair all night.
Yeah. Cause that's how I do it.