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chrisleeoctaves!!!!
I hope your day was wonderful and fabulous and swell! I offer you fic if you'd like. Tell me what you want, my dear and it is yours!!
Also:
1. FIRST NAME? My first and middle name rhyme ... wtf ... and I'm not saying what it is because I am dumb that way and all I need is someone I know to google my name and next thing you know they find the lj and then, oh, hell . . .
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE? no
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I agree withtkp: that's a damned personal question, but if you really must know, this weekend I had a total chick-flick Say Anything John Cusack moment during which I cried in the rain while some knucklehead told me he had a crush on me. WTF! I am SO not that girl. But it happened anyway, for real.
[4.] What kind of mathematically challenged person wrote this, anyway? aha! ha!
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I adore my handwriting, although I don't write so much as I scrawl.
6. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Angel!... What? (I am so in love withtkp's answer that I just have to leave it.)
7. KIDS? Only in that alternate universe where everything is backward and Spock wears a beard. Dude.
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'm not sure that I would like me, but astkp said before me: I'd have sex with me. Absolutely!
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? not in the classic sense and not even really in the lj sense, because this here is mostly a made-up life.
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? oh, of course not ... :P
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yup. I'm a little attached to them actually ... ha ha ha
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I am tickled by the idea and one day while vacationing someplace suitably tropical I will dive off of something really tall with nothing but a rubber band tied to my ankle.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cereal is evil. It gets soggy in milk and sticks to your throat. In those random, kiddie cereal moments when they it doesn't get immediately soggy, then it cuts the tender roof of ones mouth and next thing you know you're using your tongue to play around with little skin flaps.
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Are you kidding? Who unties their shoes when they take them off? That's like ... effort ... removing shoes should never be about effort.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? like an amazon.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate Malted Crunch.
17. SHOE SIZE? 7.
18. RED OR PINK? RED! in capital letters because RED is such an exclamation of a color.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm short, tentative and procrastinate at the worst possible times. I'm also very contrary ,just because.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mom.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? I will slaughter anyone who does. I don't need this shit in my inbox!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? Jeans. Unless you mean pants in the British sense which is what I thought at first, and in that case, heather grey. My shoes are brown. And to answertkp's question. I don't wear shoes unless I am going outside and even then it can be a little hit or miss. I also drive barefoot unless I'm wearing boots or shoes with laces. I often walk around in my underwear and I like to mop the floor in my bra with Prince blaring in the background.
3. LAST THING YOU ATE? Instant Thai Peanut noodles! YAY! Better than Ramen.
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? KROQ ...and some no name band. I'd rather be listening to my new CD. I finally broke down and bought AC/DC's Back in Black. Damn you VH1.
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Turquoise Blue or Fire Engine Red. Although, I don't know if that last one is an actual color. The reddest red you could find and that would be me.
26. FAVORITE SMELL? sun-warmed skin.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Did a weekend recap with Sin... told her about the whole standing-in-the-rain Say Anything moment I had with the angry guy who turned out to be really sweet. In a way too sweet and I just don't know about this whole thing because last week I didn't like him and now I find out he's really like twelve and instead of being nice to the girls he likes, he pulls their hair. WTF?!
28. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? It varies by person. It could be that you're super nice or really pretty or terribly handsome. Maybe you have amazing forearms or great, big, gorgeous hands. Amazing eyes, a nice looking ass or a strong arrowhead of a back. Physically, I tend to be attracted to the tall and broad-shouldered. Guys who dwarf me, although at the same time I dislike it because I hate looking up at people and at 5'4" that happens more often then not. I fall in love with mouths quite a bit which only makes sense considering I am the kissing bandit. So, I see someone with a beautiful mouth and I want to kiss it. But that's just lust. When it comes to long term attraction, the for real kind, then it's about guys who are sweet and maybe a little shy, they're typically passionate about something. Thus far, it hasn't mattered what. I just love that semi-glazed look, that focused intensity that guys get when they're really passionate about something.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely! Although it wasn't sent, I confiscated.
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee!!!! and Rockstar. But not together.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Pro-Football!!! OMG!!! I love it. I love watching guys get sacked and run over, the kicks and the crazy catches. Break-aways and jooking!! Love the uniforms and those tight asses! Football is teh awesome!
32. HAIR COLOR? Barely brown, mostly black.
33. EYE COLOR? Brown.
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yup. Clear and when I'm feeling sassy, gray.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? that's hard cause I LOVE FOOD! Indian is my favorite food group ... is that a food group? okay, type of food. Ice cream! LOVE ice cream. Chicken!! I ADORE chicken. All kinds, however you make it unless it's just boiled by itself without onions or celery or pepper or salt or something to give it more than that boiled chicken taste. That would totally ruin my chicken love.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? tkp, you did hear right. AND they re-made The Omen and Julia Stiles is playing the Lee Remick part. WHY? WHY? I ask you! To totally avoid the question, I plead the fifth because endings are hard to get right and there are way too many movies out there that suck to be picky about genres.
38. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Purple and cleavage. Cleavage is always a good color except when you flash nipples. Nipples are not an everday color. Please, remember that.
40. HUGS OR KISSES? BOTH!! Unlike the tkp, I AM a VERY touchy feely person and I often make free with the physical love. I will smoosh you and smooch you and otherwise manhandle you whenever the opportunity arises. I will also pinch your ass if you're not careful and leave it out there all unprotected ...
41.FAVORITE DESSERT? damn, ice cream. And pie. And cake.
42. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? please see question 21.
43. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? okay, didn't we just go over this?
44. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Violin, perpetually and forever and ever. Talk to the Hand and French Women Don't Get Fat.
45. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dell. I know, again with the boring, but dude this is SO not my choice. I'm at work and I'm always having to spice up the work environment with pictures of Tahiti, me and Sin in our hooker gear, fast cars, and the Brooklyn Bridge. Now, I have to do something about the mouse pad? Will it never end?!
46. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? The Season Finale of Desperate Housewives which was good in a new drama next season kind of way but not as dramatic as Grey's Anatomy because I boo-hooed all over Denny and Izzy and Dr. Burke, damn you Christina for falling apart in front of the chief. I LOVE Sandra Oh!!! But then Mike got hit by a car and they ended the episode with him lying in the middle of the street and Susan was sitting and waiting for him in the dark. How sad. I love Lynette!!!
47. FAVORITE SOUNDS? laughter
48. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? Aerosmith
49. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Corfu, Greece.
50. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Wouldn't you like to know...
51. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 1977, Los Angeles. Please be kind and don't do the math.
chrisleeoctaves!!!!I hope your day was wonderful and fabulous and swell! I offer you fic if you'd like. Tell me what you want, my dear and it is yours!!
Also:
1. FIRST NAME? My first and middle name rhyme ... wtf ... and I'm not saying what it is because I am dumb that way and all I need is someone I know to google my name and next thing you know they find the lj and then, oh, hell . . .
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE? no
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I agree with
tkp: that's a damned personal question, but if you really must know, this weekend I had a total chick-flick Say Anything John Cusack moment during which I cried in the rain while some knucklehead told me he had a crush on me. WTF! I am SO not that girl. But it happened anyway, for real.[4.] What kind of mathematically challenged person wrote this, anyway? aha! ha!
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I adore my handwriting, although I don't write so much as I scrawl.
6. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Angel!... What? (I am so in love with
tkp's answer that I just have to leave it.)7. KIDS? Only in that alternate universe where everything is backward and Spock wears a beard. Dude.
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'm not sure that I would like me, but as
tkp said before me: I'd have sex with me. Absolutely!9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? not in the classic sense and not even really in the lj sense, because this here is mostly a made-up life.
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? oh, of course not ... :P
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yup. I'm a little attached to them actually ... ha ha ha
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I am tickled by the idea and one day while vacationing someplace suitably tropical I will dive off of something really tall with nothing but a rubber band tied to my ankle.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cereal is evil. It gets soggy in milk and sticks to your throat. In those random, kiddie cereal moments when they it doesn't get immediately soggy, then it cuts the tender roof of ones mouth and next thing you know you're using your tongue to play around with little skin flaps.
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Are you kidding? Who unties their shoes when they take them off? That's like ... effort ... removing shoes should never be about effort.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? like an amazon.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate Malted Crunch.
17. SHOE SIZE? 7.
18. RED OR PINK? RED! in capital letters because RED is such an exclamation of a color.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm short, tentative and procrastinate at the worst possible times. I'm also very contrary ,just because.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mom.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? I will slaughter anyone who does. I don't need this shit in my inbox!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? Jeans. Unless you mean pants in the British sense which is what I thought at first, and in that case, heather grey. My shoes are brown. And to answer
tkp's question. I don't wear shoes unless I am going outside and even then it can be a little hit or miss. I also drive barefoot unless I'm wearing boots or shoes with laces. I often walk around in my underwear and I like to mop the floor in my bra with Prince blaring in the background.3. LAST THING YOU ATE? Instant Thai Peanut noodles! YAY! Better than Ramen.
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? KROQ ...and some no name band. I'd rather be listening to my new CD. I finally broke down and bought AC/DC's Back in Black. Damn you VH1.
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Turquoise Blue or Fire Engine Red. Although, I don't know if that last one is an actual color. The reddest red you could find and that would be me.
26. FAVORITE SMELL? sun-warmed skin.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Did a weekend recap with Sin... told her about the whole standing-in-the-rain Say Anything moment I had with the angry guy who turned out to be really sweet. In a way too sweet and I just don't know about this whole thing because last week I didn't like him and now I find out he's really like twelve and instead of being nice to the girls he likes, he pulls their hair. WTF?!
28. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? It varies by person. It could be that you're super nice or really pretty or terribly handsome. Maybe you have amazing forearms or great, big, gorgeous hands. Amazing eyes, a nice looking ass or a strong arrowhead of a back. Physically, I tend to be attracted to the tall and broad-shouldered. Guys who dwarf me, although at the same time I dislike it because I hate looking up at people and at 5'4" that happens more often then not. I fall in love with mouths quite a bit which only makes sense considering I am the kissing bandit. So, I see someone with a beautiful mouth and I want to kiss it. But that's just lust. When it comes to long term attraction, the for real kind, then it's about guys who are sweet and maybe a little shy, they're typically passionate about something. Thus far, it hasn't mattered what. I just love that semi-glazed look, that focused intensity that guys get when they're really passionate about something.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely! Although it wasn't sent, I confiscated.
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee!!!! and Rockstar. But not together.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Pro-Football!!! OMG!!! I love it. I love watching guys get sacked and run over, the kicks and the crazy catches. Break-aways and jooking!! Love the uniforms and those tight asses! Football is teh awesome!
32. HAIR COLOR? Barely brown, mostly black.
33. EYE COLOR? Brown.
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yup. Clear and when I'm feeling sassy, gray.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? that's hard cause I LOVE FOOD! Indian is my favorite food group ... is that a food group? okay, type of food. Ice cream! LOVE ice cream. Chicken!! I ADORE chicken. All kinds, however you make it unless it's just boiled by itself without onions or celery or pepper or salt or something to give it more than that boiled chicken taste. That would totally ruin my chicken love.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? tkp, you did hear right. AND they re-made The Omen and Julia Stiles is playing the Lee Remick part. WHY? WHY? I ask you! To totally avoid the question, I plead the fifth because endings are hard to get right and there are way too many movies out there that suck to be picky about genres.
38. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Purple and cleavage. Cleavage is always a good color except when you flash nipples. Nipples are not an everday color. Please, remember that.
40. HUGS OR KISSES? BOTH!! Unlike the tkp, I AM a VERY touchy feely person and I often make free with the physical love. I will smoosh you and smooch you and otherwise manhandle you whenever the opportunity arises. I will also pinch your ass if you're not careful and leave it out there all unprotected ...
41.FAVORITE DESSERT? damn, ice cream. And pie. And cake.
42. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? please see question 21.
43. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? okay, didn't we just go over this?
44. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Violin, perpetually and forever and ever. Talk to the Hand and French Women Don't Get Fat.
45. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dell. I know, again with the boring, but dude this is SO not my choice. I'm at work and I'm always having to spice up the work environment with pictures of Tahiti, me and Sin in our hooker gear, fast cars, and the Brooklyn Bridge. Now, I have to do something about the mouse pad? Will it never end?!
46. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? The Season Finale of Desperate Housewives which was good in a new drama next season kind of way but not as dramatic as Grey's Anatomy because I boo-hooed all over Denny and Izzy and Dr. Burke, damn you Christina for falling apart in front of the chief. I LOVE Sandra Oh!!! But then Mike got hit by a car and they ended the episode with him lying in the middle of the street and Susan was sitting and waiting for him in the dark. How sad. I love Lynette!!!
47. FAVORITE SOUNDS? laughter
48. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? Aerosmith
49. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Corfu, Greece.
50. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Wouldn't you like to know...
51. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 1977, Los Angeles. Please be kind and don't do the math.
