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Not to be all with the bah and humbug, cause really I do like Christmas, but you know how you grow up and suddenly there are layers or meaning?
Yup! I had a moment. Not unlike the Big Stick moment.
I'm mean, I'm very innocently watching Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Enjoying my Chicken Sausage and Smirnoff Twisted V: Green Apple (oy, what a name) and singing commences. Suddenly, mid-swig, I realizeSanta's a bit of aperv.
And what, pray tell, do you expect me to think with lyics like these:
"If you sit on my lap today, a kiss a toy is the price you'll pay.
When you sit on my left knee, don't be stingy, be prepared to pay."
But, then, maybe it's just me.
Okay. So my mind's a little dirty. Aided, no doubt, by that bottle of Smirnoff.
Yup! I had a moment. Not unlike the Big Stick moment.
I'm mean, I'm very innocently watching Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Enjoying my Chicken Sausage and Smirnoff Twisted V: Green Apple (oy, what a name) and singing commences. Suddenly, mid-swig, I realizeSanta's a bit of aperv.
And what, pray tell, do you expect me to think with lyics like these:
"If you sit on my lap today, a kiss a toy is the price you'll pay.
When you sit on my left knee, don't be stingy, be prepared to pay."
But, then, maybe it's just me.
Okay. So my mind's a little dirty. Aided, no doubt, by that bottle of Smirnoff.
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Date: 2005-12-14 04:34 am (UTC)From:More like a big ole' pimp. Toys in exchange for sexual favors?
Ho, ho, ho indeed.
Jews, now...lets just say the Channukah Bush never got out line. I'm just saying...
A good esthetician
Date: 2005-12-17 06:43 am (UTC)From:Well, if you keep it trimmed ....
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poor taste. I know, poor taste.
How's finals going anyway?!
Re: A good esthetician
Date: 2005-12-17 06:49 am (UTC)From:Putting the HO back into Holidays.
*snerk*