Huh. I'm kinda confused as to what you were expecting, I guess. DID YOU NOT READ MY COMIC??? But I mean, for me personally anyway, not that you should only be listening to me, but anyway: the whole point is these are some of the worst books I've ever read, if not THE worst. They're serious page turners only in that they are SO bad, and SO many people are SO into them, which makes every page more horrifying than the last. And so much richer for mockery. I'm sad you were not as amused by being horrified as I am.